"Chit-Chat" club: welcome, if you can read this

[Երկնային]

Heeyyy, I guess Ars83 will never chat with me again, 'cuz he did so to improve his English

[Հայկօ]

Heeyyy, I guess Ars83 will never chat with me again, 'cuz he did so to improve his English

A Butterfly . What a surprise, ahem. So tell me, Butterfly, aren't you afraid of being a six-legged arthropod?

[Երկնային]

A Butterfly . What a surprise, ahem. So tell me, Butterfly, aren't you afraid of being a six-legged arthropod?

Butterflies are little creatures, so they are afraid of almost everything, my friend

[Հայկօ]

Butterflies are little creatures, so they are afraid of almost everything, my friend

You were a Caterpillar when you were young? Sittin' on a mushroom, smikin' hookah... That's what I'm callin' "sweet".

[Երկնային]

You were a Caterpillar when you were young? Sittin' on a mushroom, smikin' hookah... That's what I'm callin' "sweet".

heh! we could try it, babe!

Hmm, it's questionable who benefited more from our conversations
How's is it going, Nutella? Have you started your courses yet?

Today a friend of mine introduced to me a girl who was half-Greek, half-Egyptian from Cypus. She was learning Armenian and told me that she loves Armenia and Armenians We met a group of Greeks and it was so funny hearing her saying "I wish they would be Armenians" (she disliked their Athenian accent). And when I gave her a cup of tee she thanked me with "Shnorhakalutyun, paron" (very polite, indeed). I answered: "Khndrem, oriord" and had a feeling of being one of Armenian aristocrats of 19th century.

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Ars, we will talk about my being Nutella or not, when I get my chocolate and... and other gifts!

Yes, I have my classes and I really do like it! and I like so much our teacher, but unfortunately he is too old for me

And what about u? How r u?

[ars83]

Ars, we will talk about my being Nutella or not, when I get my chocolate and... and other gifts!

O tempora! O mores! What a shrewdness, I'd say.

Yes, I have my classes and I really do like it!

Nice to hear

And what about u? How r u?

I'm getting more and more happy enjoying Mozart's arias performed by Diana Damrau and talking to you nice people there
I'm going to have a presentation on my work tomorrow.

[Երկնային]

I'm getting more and more happy enjoying Mozart's arias performed by Diana Damrau and talking to you nice people there
I'm going to have a presentation on my work tomorrow.

So when r u returning?

[Հայկօ]

heh! we could try it, babe!

Try what, a hookah or some mushrooms? I love mushrooms. I love especially the big pink flying elephant who visits me every time I eat one of those reds with white dots on the hat . He's nice, and he can talk, too.

[Երկնային]

Try what, a hookah or some mushrooms? I love mushrooms. I love especially the big pink flying elephant who visits me every time I eat one of those reds with white dots on the hat . He's nice, and he can talk, too.

Really? I wanna hear him singin' a song about butterflies

[Rhayader]

Gamarjoba. Who called Chuck Norris?

[Rhayader]

The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish": --

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".. Sertainly, this will make the sivil sevants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"'s in the language is disgraceful, and they should go away.

By the 4th yar, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaiining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.

ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!!

[Mephistopheles]

I didn't have chance to read it all, but will try to catch up with you

[Mephistopheles]

The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish": --

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".. Sertainly, this will make the sivil sevants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"'s in the language is disgraceful, and they should go away.

By the 4th yar, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaiining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.

ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!!

Yah... the dream will come true and we all will speak like Frankenstein or Dracula rather.... this will be germanizing the English.... Hitlers dream part one....

love the joke

[Rhayader]

Yah... the dream will come true and we all will speak like Frankenstein or Dracula rather.... this will be germanizing the English.... Hitlers dream part one....

love the joke

Zis iz not a jok.

[Adriano]

I am very glad to know that here in this armenian lenguage club we have english talking group. I think it will help us very much to inprove our english. Thank you for these opportunaty.